PhiloPhilo is the star of the show. He is an amorphous being born from television and the internet created by Hamil Griffin-Cassidy originally for broadcast television, but now he lives online. He loves! he lives! He murders sometimes! he does what the audience wants. Comics: 166 |
Philo(s)Philo, plural. When there are multiple Philo. The plural for Philo is Philo. Philo goes to a recovery group with himself. He tries to get himself away from danger. In old episodes he cuts multiple versions of himself out of himself. For more Philo, see Otis. Comics: 21 |
OtisA vomited clone of Philo who wanted to make pasta but became Dhat Badan and a Were Vending Machine. Comics: 62 |
DogDog is Philo's dog from the very first comic online when he was still with Bluto. He has lead a mushroom rebellion as well as turned into a living skeleton and become the bone hound of a Venom-infected octopus. Comics: 150 |
Armond the OctopusMet Philo in the bar in the stomach realm. Fell in love in the eye of Cthulushroom. has been his companion since after getting him away from an abusive Bluto. Has a mysterious past. Comics: 108 |
MushroomA mushroom stowaway from the Cthulashroom Planet when Philo and Dog left it, he left with them on the rocketship. he was one of the mushrooms that fixed the ship and possibly and revolutionary. he can hack into the mycelium networks of planets and becomes a Swamp Thing like creature over the course of Philo's tale. Comics: 63 |
BlutoBluto, from Popeye, was once Philo's lover until Philo broke up with him for his abuse and bad behavior. Bluto cheated on him with Olive Oyl. He can occasionally turn into a Puma. Comics: 78 |
Bluto(s)Plural of Bluto. Bluto in multiple. Mostly found in and around the Blutorium. Also skeletonized by a Dog mech. Comics: 16 |
Olive OylOlive Oyl from the old Popeye comics and cartoons... evolved as a character over the course of Philo. She started as a sight gag and ended up with tentacles and with spider legs infected with Venom in charm school while in a pickle jar. She was the nurse in the Blutorium as well as has Inky powers. Comics: 44 |
Polyamorous Chameleon Circus FreaksArmond's polyamorous exes from his time with the circus. They love each other but especially him and any part of him including tiny little Armonds. Comics: 7 |
VenomsThe Venom symbiote enters the world of Philo through an inky puddle that Olive Oyl escapes through and gets Inq powers from. The puddle was actually a Venom and he becomes a character in the strip. Venom possesses Philo to fight Spider-Whaleshark and jumps from host to host, until they are blasted off with an Akira ray from Armond. They then go to Charm School where their presentation at San Dimas High is ruined by Philo showing up with scientists from history (and Dumpty) Comics: 15 |
DizneyThis includes the lawyers, the fleet, their spies, and any other connection to the Dizney corporation as they try to protect their intellectual copyright. They are a sea-faring people. The Sea Peoples as it were, made of ocean critters. Comics: 24 |
SpiesSpying is a big part of the Philo world, though the Spy vs Spy Spies have made an appearance or two, there are also spies from Dizney, Meow, the kaiju Counsel, as well as other outlets. Comics: 11 |
The Spaders CourtJames Spader in every incarnation and form exists in the Escher dimension to judge those in The Spaders Court for their wrongdoings. Comics: 15 |
National Honor's SocietyComposed of John Wick, David Bowie dressed like Sting from Dune, and three racoons in a trench coat among others, they come to Philo's aid in The Spaders Court as part of his defense team. Comics: 12 |
Rogue's GalleryComposed of The Joker, Hitler's frozen head, a Dalek, among others, they show up to The Spaders Court, but do very little. Comics: 11 |
Earl the SandwichEar is the sandwich brough to Philo in The Spaders Court when he orders a sandwich, but Earl saw the whole thing from the beginning! Comics: 7 |
Steam Boat WillieNOT Mickey Mouse, I have to be very clear about this. Completely in public domain, this is Steam Boat Willie. Comics: 8 |
KaijuThere are so many Kaiju in Philo, that we rolled them all in to one entry. There is the Kaiju Counsel, The Kaiju Tribunal, Kaiju High (where all of the kaiju attended growing up), and individuals such as (but not limited to) Manilla, Gamora, Godzilla, Mothra, Rodon, and the debate over whether certain things in Philo count as kaiju such as Centi-God. Comics: 32 |
Venus de PhilaThe ruler nature goddess of The Land of Phila where our group travels to at one point. She is guarded by the Willendorfs and went to Kaiju High. See Kaiju. Comics: 23 |
Willendorfsbased on the Woman of Willendorf fertility statue, these are the royal guard of Venus de Phila in the Land of Phila. They try to overtake the thrown with a plan involving Meow. Comics: 26 |
Giant BeaversOutside woodland protectors and magical Canadian Beings, the Giant beavers are part of the The Land of Phila. Comics: 14 |
MeowMeow wanted to take over the Land of Phila and was working with the Willendorfs but was betrayed. He also keeps a summer house with the Mushroom People on their planet. Comics: 38 |
DalekA Dalek shows up and has a booty shaking contest with the Beagle Boys and Philo in meow's vault. Comics: 11 |
Sally Turtle RaphaelGood ol' fashioned afternoon television watching fun about people's lives and relationships falling apart for entertainment. Hosted by your favorite Ninja Turtle. Comics: 7 |
CthulushroomThe entity god of the Mushroom People. All he sees exists within his eye. So he has to use eye drops sometimes at night for the icky bits. Comics: 24 |
Mushroom PuppetBuilt by Dog as a scapegoat when the revolutionary leadership fell, the Mushroom Puppet was left behind of the Mushroom planet when Philo and Dog left. Comics: 5 |
Mushroom PeoplePeople that are made of mushroom. Fungus people. from this or other worlds. Some worship Cthulushroom, others like to hang out in bars and have mycelium networks. One is a Bartender. Another is a John Constantine Fungi. Comics: 41 |
Mycelium NetworkThe interconnected network all mushrooms share with each other as well as other lifeforms such as trees and grass. Mycelium networks are underground systems formed by the root-like structures of fungi, known as mycelium, which connect the roots of plants and trees. These networks facilitate nutrient exchange, communication, and support the health of ecosystems, often referred to as the "Wood Wide Web." Mushroom can plug into the Mycelium Network. Comics: 11 |
Buffet PiratesThey zip across the stars at night, They never turn away a fight, They know the difference between wrong and right, And always know that might don't make right. It's Food! Food! Magical wonderful food. It's Food! it's Food! it's Marvelous, Tasty and good! A grand old dish, of a large red fish, served up like a wish is what you miss- Or a lobster tail, will never fail, if it's to scale to a baluga whale. All you have to do is invite us because if you don't we'll invite ourselves! Comics: 27 |
Space SirensCosmic horror is more than just a film genre, here there be space banshees that live among the asteroids where they nest. Looking a lot like mermaids, they don't appreciate their homes being blown up. Comics: 12 |
Canadian Film Board Logo LawyersThe Canadian Film Board Lawyers showed up with Scott Thompson (wearing a bear suit and arriving in a monster truck) in Spader Court when Philo ordered a sandwich when order was called in the court. Comics: 7 |
Spider-WhalesharkSpider-Whaleshark, Spider-Whaleshark, He's as smart as an electric eel spark. He can swing around in an arc, And then hit a target on the mark, Look out, He's Spider-Whaleshark. Comics: 15 |
Little FishThese tiny fish mutiny against their tiny fish leader to gain a peg leg award from Mushroom when he earns it at the Arghies. Comics: 12 |
Word BalloonsIn the Stomach Realm, the Word Balloons themselves did stand up comedy on floating stages in the void. Comics: 9 |
